Is it true that Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin visited neverland ranch?

Nice one mate , the best joke i have heard all day on here ha ha haIs it true that Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin visited neverland ranch?
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Have you heard about the sale Wal-mart is having to honour the memory of Michael Jackson? Boys pants are half off.





Did you hear what they're doing with Michael Jackson's body? Since it's 95% plastic they're going to melt him down and make legos out of it so kids can play with him for a change.





When do you know it's play time at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.











When Farrah fawset went to heaven God told her if she had one wish what would it be? She replied for all the children would be safe in life, so thats when Mike died











You know what they're gonna do with Michael Jackson's ashes?








They're gonna put them in Etch-a-Sketches so kids can still play with him.





Reports of Michael Jackson dying are incorrect. He was caught in the children鈥檚 ward having a stroke.





Jockeys at tomorrows Flemington meeting will wear black armbands out of respect for Jacko who successfully rode more 3 year olds than anyone in living memory.





Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.





It appears that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. Autopsy confirmed that some 15 year old nuts, and a 12 year old weiner was found in his stomach. The Coroner said it wasn't his fault: he didn't see it cumming.





Michael Jackson has cancelled all upcoming dates. One is Thomas aged 9. Another is Dylan aged 6.





MJ's Family have consented and given Michael's body away to Lego... He will be melted down so that little boys all over the world can continue to play with him.





What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids...





Early reports are that the Hospital does not know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not collected until next Thursday.





McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of 50 year old albino meat between two 8 year old buns.





At the autopsy they found children鈥檚 underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he鈥檚 been trying to quit for a while.





Michael Jackson wanted to be buried at sea, with 2 buoys attached.


According to the news, Michael Jackson is broke and can't even afford the payroll at Neverland Ranch. So the next time you see Michael with his hands in a 12-year-old's pocket, he might just be looking for lunch money.





After turning himself in yesterday, Michael Jackson was placed in handcuffs. I think he helped his case when he asked 'These are neat, do they come in smaller sizes?Is it true that Michael Jackson has not been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin visited neverland ranch?
How can you be so cruel about one of the most influencial music artists of all time? He obviously never did anything with any kids because he was found not guilty. All people who dis on Michael will get their's one day. Trust me. He never did anything to harm anyone. He was a very good guy and gave so much to so many charities and people. I think people just need to give him some credit for his good.
*Yawn* I don't find jokes about dead people funny. As a matter of fact it's kind of disturbing that you think child abuse/molestation is a joke. That is all.